Description
Life is chaotic… and this toast knows it. The Relentless Toast Crochet Keychain delivers a comically raw dose of reality with its iconic message:
“Butter the toast, eat the toast, sht the toast. GOD! Life is relentless!!!”*
Handmade with care (and existential panic) in Texas, this little loaf is the perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who’s just trying their best out here.
Key Features:
• 100% handmade crochet
• Made in Texas, USA
• Brown toast design with detailed crust
• Features a bold and hilarious quote card
• Lightweight, soft, and perfect for bags, desks, or mood-lifting gifts
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